6/27/2034 DOTW

 

Will Arnett 

William Emerson Arnett

Dilf Of The Week 

Age: 55 years (May 4, 1970)
Sex: Male
Height: 6’2”
Breed: Funny Hot

PERSONALITY

William is quite naturally witty and magnetic, drawing attention to himself in the best possible manner. He is best known for his work on the art that is Arrested Development and his (some may say handsome) gravelly voice. On Arrested Development  Will plays George Oscar Bluth aka GOB; and it becomes evident to viewers of the show just how funny Arnett really is. Arnett is quite talented at eating Parmesan cheese and has invented a new technique which involves mixing the cheese with mustard to make it go down more easily. 

 And he gets along with Jason Bateman so there is your character reference. 

HEALTH & GROOMING

As you can see this week's top rated dilf does have a bit of a receding hairline but most are willing to look past it- some may even say it’s one of his best and most defining features. On at least one occasion he wore tennis shoes without socks, and there is video evidence of this act. Although reports about what Will smells like are non-existent you can purchase this candle from this link! https://www.etsy.com/listing/1545898601/smells-like-will-arnett-candle

Overall appears pretty solid and well maintained and receives a h&g rating of 9.5/10. 

ABOUT THE OWNER

Will Arnett is not currently married though he is in a relationship with Alessandra Brawn- and that’s all the screen time she gets. He was married briefly to Penelope Ann Miller from 1994-1995. Later in the year 2000 he began dating Amy Poehler whom he would marry in 2003 and later divorce in 2016. Poehler and Arnett had two children together thus deeming him a dilf rather than some rgilf (regular guy I’d like to bleep ) Poehler is best known for her role as Leslie Knope on the sitcom  Parks and Recreation, where she continuously expresses her admiration for Joe Biden and even attempts to kiss him on the show. Because Poehler was with Will Arnett for such a significant period of time and got to touch Joe Biden, she has been crowned this week’s Luckiest Bitch Alive Award or LBAA.