DOTW

     Hi, friends! For those of you just tuning in I would like to semi-formally introduce myself. Hi! I'm Andrea and I am five or six Twisted Teas deep while my sister teaches herself kung-fu in my living room. Don't believe me? Well this is one of the few times I swear I am not cracking a joke- just know that the man on my T.V.  aggressively counting to ten could kick mine or your ass any day of the week that ends in 'y'. That was a joke, he couldn't kick mine. Anyway I would like to make clear that until this week my DOTW pick was only sent to my close friends and then later added to this site just because that felt like the right thing to do. What kind of woman would I be if I didn't share these gems? The answer: a fuck-ass bitch.  This week I am a day late but forgive me because I am NOT a DILF short. I have prepared for you someone who is widely known for their role in the original Karate Kid, blonde, over the age of 50, and still kick ass. I present to you...

Readers, This week’s format will look a different. I urge you to click the link only if you are prepared to see one of the finest men to ever exist. Note that I didn’t need mention Joe Biden this week because I instead mentioned this DOTW’s Instagram where you can find out why. Grab your drinks (snack will be included) and enjoy.  https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1-MNdNrtz7SnrqiATvlbn1i1mM1m0_6lqBFqgQBVk8AI/edit?usp=drivesdk

  Chis Evans    ⬆️America’s Ass 🇺🇸🦅🍑   Dilf Of The Week   Age: 44 years old 6.13.1981 Sex: Male Height: 6’ Breed: Hot Hot and not a dad but still big DILF energy  PERSONALITY Chris Evans is a very accomplished actor best known for portraying Steve Rogers or Captain America in the MCU. Evans is not a dad though he is worth mentioning on Cap’s and America’s birthday. 😌 Chris Evans appears very personable and charming in interviews and other press related events- my favorite version of him is when he is with his soulmate- Anthony Mackie. When with Mackie he seems to be his most free and authentic self. 🥵 HEALTH & GROOMING Chris Evans is reportedly very clean 🧼 and well kept. His skincare routine is simple yet effective and he showers often. He makes sure to take care of his body with a balanced diet and regular exercise with two full rest days a week. He averaged 8-9 hours of sleep each night.  Evans once made a joke that he...

  Will Arnett  William Emerson Arnett Dilf Of The Week   Age: 55 years (May 4, 1970) Sex: Male Height: 6’2” Breed: Funny Hot PERSONALITY William is quite naturally witty and magnetic, drawing attention to himself in the best possible manner. He is best known for his work on the art that is Arrested Development and his (some may say handsome) gravelly voice. On Arrested Development  Will plays George Oscar Bluth aka GOB; and it becomes evident to viewers of the show just how funny Arnett really is. Arnett is quite talented at eating Parmesan cheese and has invented a new technique which involves mixing the cheese with mustard to make it go down more easily.   And he gets along with Jason Bateman so there is your character reference.  HEALTH & GROOMING As you can see this week's top rated dilf does have a bit of a receding hairline but most are willing to look past it- some may even say it’s one of his best and most defining feature...