7/4/2025 DOTW

 



Chis Evans 


 

⬆️America’s Ass 🇺🇸🦅🍑

 

Dilf Of The Week 


Age: 44 years old 6.13.1981
Sex: Male
Height: 6’
Breed: Hot Hot and not a dad but still big DILF energy 


PERSONALITY

Chris Evans is a very accomplished actor best known for portraying Steve Rogers or Captain America in the MCU. Evans is not a dad though he is worth mentioning on Cap’s and America’s birthday. 😌

Chris Evans appears very personable and charming in interviews and other press related events- my favorite version of him is when he is with his soulmate- Anthony Mackie. When with Mackie he seems to be his most free and authentic self. 🥵


HEALTH & GROOMING

Chris Evans is reportedly very clean 🧼 and well kept. His skincare routine is simple yet effective and he showers often. He makes sure to take care of his body with a balanced diet and regular exercise with two full rest days a week. He averaged 8-9 hours of sleep each night. 

Evans once made a joke that he did not shower during quarantine, though this was only a joke and he is in fact clean. Overall he scores a 10/10 on the H&G scale. 



ABOUT THE OWNER

In 2023 Chris Evans married Alba Baptista, a 27 year old Portuguese actress. Unfortunately Baptista is a really pretty 5’3” brunette. Had I known he would marry someone in their 20s when he was in his 40s I would have tried much harder. Let this be a lesson to you all, do not let your fears, boyfriends or husbands stop you from finding the love of your life. 



THE PART WHERE I MENTION JOE BIDEN 

In Avengers: Endgame 💔😭Captain America travels back in time and chooses to live out his life with Peggy Carter thus showing him as an old man present day in the film. The film crew used makeup and cgi to age Evans and the result is undeniably similar to Joe Biden (see photo below for reference.)




After seeing this evidence I really began to wonder if Joe Biden isn’t actually Captain America. 😍


I could end this newsletter here, given there is enough information here to make this HONORABLE MENTION DILF your new favorite, who would I be if I didn’t include a link to something awesome? Please click the link to enjoy a video I personally have viewed countless times. 🥵

Captain America Stops Helicopter - Captain America: Civil War (2016) Movie Clip HD






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